Rather than sharing my seat with the guy next to me I have opted to share my seat with one bum cheek. I do not feel i want to get that close to a random person today.
If you are of a said proportion my advise to you is as follows:
1. Stand
2. Sit on the floor
3. Find a row of three seats, the middle works well
4. At least introduce yourself to the person who’s seat you are sharing
5. If all else fails and I mean this genuinely, you may come to weight watchers with me on Wednesday night.
This is for th good of your health. Nothing more.
The end
The Opinionated Commuter 