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Seat

Rather than sharing my seat with the guy next to me I have opted to share my seat with one bum cheek. I do not feel i want to get that close to a random person today.

If you are of a said proportion my advise to you is as follows:

1. Stand

2. Sit on the floor

3. Find a row of three seats, the middle works well  

4. At least introduce yourself to the person who’s seat you are sharing

5. If all else fails and I mean this genuinely, you may come to weight watchers with me on Wednesday night.

This is for th good of your health. Nothing more. 

The end 

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