I cannot be 100% certain but I’m about convinced the man next to me just did the biggest fart and then got up and walked away. I reckon there is a possibility he may have crapped himself. My fellow commuters looked some what perplexed as he removed himself from the seat. There is a slight revolting aroma in the air. As the train generally smells shit it’s hard to distinguish.
I cannot say I need to experience that again to be honest!
The Opinionated Commuter 