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Figure of 8

Casually sitting on the bench with my husband waiting for the train and number 8 is taking his morning exercise to the extreme. He is walking up and down the platform full gym kit, getting in peoples way doing a figure of 8 walking up and down the platform. I can’t cope

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Inconsiderate wanker

Title taken from my friend for this one.

Casually minding my own, badge clearly on display and this stupid bitch gets on and stares at me. Ok fine each to their own and then proceeds to talk at the top of her voice about the free available seats one further down and the one next to me. Making a huge fuss as you do. Anyways I asked her if she wanted me to move so she could sit down to which I received a very early yes! I then sat back down as she made more of a fuss about her friend who quite happily said she wanted to stand, she was actually expecting me to move! I politely reminded her that I would not be moving as I am pregnant. She made another shitty grunt and then as made sure that I’ve felt uncomfortable for the rest of my journey. Nasty bitch. I hope she trips as she gets off the train! And It’s no use sitting in my lap you will not win! Fuck you old lady fuck you. And she smells funny!

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Arrogant prick

Priority seats are there for a reason, I’m allowed to sit in one and should be allowed to use the arm rests as required, however this morning I’ve been forced to move by a man who refused to let me put the arm rest down. I’m already struggling with horrific nausea and need something to balance me. So fuck you mr, I hope you fall off the fucking train when it stops. Karma will get you! Denying a pregnant woman a comfortable journey, God forbid your partner ever has to suffer’

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Hello commuters!

Sorry I’ve been a bit quiet! Truth is I’ve not actually been at work for three weeks! Anyways after a tough old year of fertility treatment I’m now although very early days allowed to wear my badge and push people out of seats! Well I’m not sure I will

Go that far but I am not prepared to let the old granny take up two chairs if I need one! I dare say I will come across some interesting people in the next few months

More than worthy of a blood h post! Have a great day!

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Lads Holiday

I'm seriously not in the mood for a group of overly horny little boys, who are like 5 year olds on haribo getting the same train as me this morning. Added to this the cans of strongbow are out, fruit blend of course as their baby stomachs can't handle the normal apple blend. I am Waiting to see how long it will be before they get chucked off! #tooearlyforteenagers

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I swear to god I smells like someone has shit themselves on this train. It’s horrendous  😷😷😷 I’m genuinely concerned about what I’m breathing in 😬😬

***update, turns out its one passenger responsible, note he’s sitting on his own. That’s some doing to be able to overpower a whole train carriage with a smell***