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Monday Funday

Not only is it bloody freezing and I forgot my gloves today and 15 weeks pregnant and taking my crutches to work for the first time as instructed by my physio. What’s interesting about this is not only am I entitled to a P seat for being pregnant I’m now also entitled to one for mobility issues. That said whilst standing well out of the way on the platform today I’ve had numerous filthy looks from other commuters. I can only assume it’s because they think I’m going to steal their seat. Note here the carriage is empty. It’s because they want a nice plush seat designed for people In my situation and they will not give it up. I’m an inconvenience to them. Don’t worry people I firmly believe in karma and it will get you!

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I wish you could see this. Some old lady is sitting next to me on the train. Not only has she made her phone calls on loud speaker but she genuinely looks like a miserable bitch. Now we have all heard what’s going on she’s got the hump because there is a little boy giggling away with his Mum and she keeps tutting due to the noise levels. Clock eyes with his Mum who sees me laughing and continues to make the child laugh even louder! 😂😂😂😂😂

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P for priority

Yay to the prick that just watched the pregnant women struggle to sit down in a priority seat when many others were available then stand impatiently while she tried to get up again so he could sit by the fucking window. I hope the lid comes off your coffee and spills all down your white shirt. Arsehole. I reminded him the reasons for sitting here!

Note: I’ve been commuting at peak hours for a 9-5 shift this week. It’s when the morons come alive.

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Arm Rests

Ok so I’m probably not alone when I move the arm rests to ensure I have a suitable gap between me and the random next to me. Nothing worse than being close to a weirdo. So why is it when you sit down and said weirdo who hasn’t used the arm test prior to your arrival suddenly thinks the whole thing is for them! Why! Why can’t you see I put it down because I actually want to use it and to stop you from spilling out onto my chair as much as possible!? Ahhhhhhhhh

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I’m getting severely fucked off with the level of compassion towards a pregnant person when travelling by train. This morning a guy refused to move his bag from my lap despite me asking, two women pushed in front of me and took the two priority seats and now I’m sitting opposite some cunt who seems to think it’s acceptable to take my floor space. Two other cunts are in the priority seats on this carriage. I normally wouldn’t mind but I’m on the verge of needing crutches and I’m in terrible pain. I need to sit down and I am on the verge of severely maming someone. Only another 5 months of this to go! 😡😡😡