Title taken from my friend for this one.
Casually minding my own, badge clearly on display and this stupid bitch gets on and stares at me. Ok fine each to their own and then proceeds to talk at the top of her voice about the free available seats one further down and the one next to me. Making a huge fuss as you do. Anyways I asked her if she wanted me to move so she could sit down to which I received a very early yes! I then sat back down as she made more of a fuss about her friend who quite happily said she wanted to stand, she was actually expecting me to move! I politely reminded her that I would not be moving as I am pregnant. She made another shitty grunt and then as made sure that I’ve felt uncomfortable for the rest of my journey. Nasty bitch. I hope she trips as she gets off the train! And It’s no use sitting in my lap you will not win! Fuck you old lady fuck you. And she smells funny!